1.
why yes, cat caller
my milkshake DO bring boys here
kind of you to notice
2.
good veggie dumplings
search continues but hey you
dim sum, you lose some
3.
smiling and waving
will not alleviate creepiness
window peeping tom
4.
lady, standing here
i see why angry baby
don’t respect mommy
5.
am late today my
cellphone flashes “failure” on screen
now everyone’s a critic
6.
crossing delancey
no mere romantic comedy
but olympic sport
7.
razors, deodorant
locked away here save you from
suicide or good smells
8.
drunk asshat assumes
all brown folks speak spanish in
korean bodega
9.
cat asleep on scale
she purrs smug, how much does i
don’t give a damn cost?
10.
blossoms burst with spring
winter long at last over
my nose runs with joy
11.
wandering batman’s dark
gotham shouldn’t feel safe but
no joker it does
12.
grandpa’s east new york
taught us lock picking vintage
juvenile delinquent
13.
delightful egg cream!
neither egg nor cream viewers
talk amongst yourselves
14.
most mornings ignore
gaping hole torn city skyline
today i need to see
15.
darling, the city wants
to be MY borough-bridge and
tunnel c’est tres chic
16.
chelsea hotel party
live doves swedish fish nudity
twitter proves reality
17.
MTA elevator
without pee smell -quick! someone
better go fix that
18.
such bizarre weather
we’re having now but what else
would we talk about?
